After a feverish Rudy Giuliani appeared at an election fraud press conference on Thursday with black blood dripping from his ears, epidemiologists now believe this could be an serious symptom of Covid-19.
That concern became even more real when Giuliani’s son, Andrew, a no-show employee in the Trump administration who attended his father’s presser, tested positive for the coronavirus.
Asked how he was feeling, the senior Giuliani, who has been leading Trump’s team of ambulance chasers in their failed attempt to overturn the presidential election, said, “That wasn’t black blood, that was oil from a poisoned Venezuelan blowdart shot out of a Cuban cigar gun by an Antifa operative!”
Giuliani, who is now in quarantine, is also being tested for Satanism and insanity, according to his doctors.
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